Story time.

Let me share a little story with you. These are my parents.

My sister works at a non-profit organization, so they get lots of donations from different places. Recently, they gave them tickets to the Long Beach Aquarium, but for some reason they could not use them, and she gave them to my parents. During dinner last night, my mom looks at the tickets and realizes they say 'Charity' on them. She turns to my dad and this is the exact conversation that ensues...

Mom: "Oh shoot, I wonder if they are going to say something."
Dad: "Probably not. Why would they care?"
Mom: "Well, I guess if they ask, we can just tell them the truth."
Dad: "Or, we could just dress really shabby and pretend to be charity cases."

True story.
I love my dad.